![]() We've only got a short walk to the hamlet, and considering we were only shot at twice, I imagine we'll be fine!” I could be bleeding from TWO cuts on my head. : Well, that could have gone worse, I suppose. “So, being a stupid 20 year old with nothing better to do, I hire some maniac in a suit of armor and a no-poo poo thief to accompany me to this place.” First, my distant relative, the one who sent me a “Create Your Own Shoggoth” kit on my tenth birthday, sends me a letter telling me to go back to some estate in the middle of nowhere.” “You know, I never quite realized how great having a boring life was until I got to this loving place. Now, let's begin our foray into THE DARKEST DUNGEON!!! Mostly just to explain how you can wind up with identical adventurers with nearly the exact same skill sets, because suspension of disbelief is for suckers.Īs well, I will gladly take names to provide to our adventurers! So, if you want to be sent to your demise in exchange for a handful of gold coins, go on ahead and ask! Namely, turning them into a slightly unhinged necromancer/mad scientist. ![]() However, since I have a flair for the dramatic, I'm going to give the Heir a bit more of a personality. They have no personality to speak of, and are basically just a stand-in for the player. Now, your character (usually referred to as The Heir) gets absolutely no personality, and you never appear apart from what might be a silhouette in the very opening cutscene. ![]() ![]() Now you have to go back to that estate, and send endless hordes of adventurers to their demise in order to get rid of that aforementioned nastiness and maybe make a profit while you're at it. The game's plot is that your Ancestor (who shall never be named and provides the game's only real dialogue and narration) managed to unleash all sorts of supernatural nastiness onto your noble family's estate before eating a flintlock and leaving all of this assorted bullshit to you. Hi there, I'm Probe 17 and I'm here to bring you all a screenshot Let's Play of Darkest Dungeon! Released by Red Hook Studios just this year, Darkest Dungeon is a sort of roguelike RPG, in which you take four-men groups of adventurers into assorted dark and dangerous locales to gather loot and murder eldritch creatures. In this most venerable of forums, used for the mutual display of idle distractions, I find it most unfortunate that one particular distraction, one that focuses mainly upon the effects of unfathomable evil upon the psyche, has yet to be displayed in any meaningful fashion. ![]()
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